January 2012
When my kids ask what i was like in highschool...
Expectation:
“I was so hot…
“and i was so popular…
“and i was invited to all the parties…”
Reality:
“I ran a killer blog…
“and had no social life…
“and had a deformed face…”
Watchgraffitifly:
deezyville:
illsunny:
geauxharder:
xoxoalid:
im-a-walking-paradox:
DUANE
GET ITTTTTT.
yoooo he destroyed everyone else dance moves! No one else mattered that day but Duane! LMAO!!!
Duane shat on every bitch in the building.
Duane for President 2012
-Duane Has The Ultimate Swag
December 2011
Dear 2012: Please, please be good to me. I promise...
The German word "kummerspeck" means "excess weight...
spookeasy:
ultoradest:
jollityfarm:
sclez:
pillowjacket:
lazulisong:
muffystopheles:
haha yessss
bacon understands your grief.
GRIEF BACON
Those Germans have a word for everything!
‘Bat’ also literally translates to ‘flight mouse,’ which just charms the pants off of me every time I hear it and I don’t quite know why.
In stiff competition with Latin for BEST LANGUAGE EVER
...
How teens and adults text
why-yew-so-ugly:
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
truth
